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The Christmas Song [SINGLE]

by Torrid (A Love Affair)

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Torrid (A Love Affair) are back with The Christmas Song... an alternative take on the spirit of Christmas that is DEFINITELY not suitable for children!

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I found out today that you played away with my best friend.
I could not believe that you would deceive me until the end.
I wouldn't have minded a midlife crisis or a blow job from your PA.
But you broke my heart into pieces so what can i say, but,

Fuck you this Christmas.
Have a shite noel.
I want you to know that I pulled all your crackers and sold all your gifts on ebay.
Fuck you this Christmas
have a crappy new year.
Inside your turkey I hid a big spikey dead hedgehog I found in the road,
fuck you.

Revenge may be sweeter than just up and leaving but I still wish you were dead.
Maybe insulin in your Christmas pudding or a blow to the side of the head.
I honestly mean this with all of my ķeeness, no hint of irony or weakness
I really wanna slice off your penis.

Fuck you this Christmas,
go choke on a mince pie,
I don't think it's awful to remove both your baubles and watch you cry.
Yeah fuck you this Christmas,
I hope Robins peck out your eyes.
Instead of gin that is my urine you are consuming
Fuck you.

I'll be fine.
I'll drink mulled wine.
And in time I'll go online.
And I'll find cool bicurious women.

Fuck you this Christmas
Fuck you this Christmas
Fuck you this Christmas
Fuck you this Christmas

Fuck you this Christmas.
Suck my dick merrily.
Under your tree you'll find pictures of me.
Naked with your friends and family

(Fuck)

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released December 1, 2022
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Credits:

Written by SJ Delangri

Recorded by Will Fox

Produced by SJ Delangri and Will Fox

Mixed and Mastered by Rob Cullen

© 2022 Lights And Lines.

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Torrid (A Love Affair) Brighton, UK

Rock/grunge/proggy pop band with 3-part harmonies and 90s flair.

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